The Phantom Flag Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Aiyuk is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
78%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aiyuk drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.