The Butter-Finger Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Aiyuk is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
86%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aiyuk's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.