The Phantom Flag Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Aiyuk, that's a flag." Aiyuk: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Aiyuk scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.