The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Aiyuk will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Aiyuk's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.