The Inch-Short Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Ref: "Number Aiyuk, that's a flag." Aiyuk: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- Aiyuk will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Aiyuk, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.