The Phantom Holding Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Aiyuk's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.