The Phantom Flag Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
80%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Aiyuk drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.