The Late Scratch Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Aiyuk was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- Aiyuk will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Aiyuk scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.