The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Aiyuk is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
88%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aiyuk drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.