The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- A mysterious flag erases Aiyuk's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Aiyuk's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.