The Dropped Pass Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“The QB looks at Aiyuk exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- Aiyuk gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
77%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Aiyuk's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.