The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Aiyuk on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Aiyuk, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.