The Dropped Pass Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- The QB looks at Aiyuk exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aiyuk's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.