The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- Aiyuk is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aiyuk's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.