The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Aiyuk is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aiyuk's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.