The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- Aiyuk gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
81%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aiyuk's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.