The Late Scratch Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Aubrey's stadium. Only over Aubrey.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- A mysterious flag erases Aubrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
79%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Aubrey, Aubrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.