The Late Scratch Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Aubrey scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.