The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Ref: "Number Aubrey, that's a flag." Aubrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Aubrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.