The Doink Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Aubrey. Aubrey does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
80%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aubrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.