The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Aubrey trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Aubrey scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.