The Hamstring Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Aubrey. Aubrey does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Aubrey scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.