The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Aubrey. Aubrey does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Aubrey hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
72%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aubrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.