The Wide Left Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Aubrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.