The Doink Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Aubrey's stadium. Only over Aubrey.
- Aubrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aubrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.