The Shank Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
74%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Aubrey, Aubrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.