The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
87%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.