The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Aubrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aubrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.