The Upright Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Aubrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Aubrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.