The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Aubrey is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Aubrey gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aubrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.