The Wide Left Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Aubrey trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
72%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Aubrey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.