The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Aubrey trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
87%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Aubrey, Aubrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.