The Doink Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Aubrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.