The Phantom Flag Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Aubrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Aubrey, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.