The Late Scratch Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Aubrey gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
81%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aubrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.