The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Aubrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aubrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.