The Doink Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Aubrey trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Aubrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aubrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.