The Doink Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aubrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.