The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Aubrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.