The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Aubrey will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Aubrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.