The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Ref: "Number Aubrey, that's a flag." Aubrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aubrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.