The Shank Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Aubrey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.