The Late Scratch Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Aubrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Aubrey, Aubrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.