The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Aubrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.