The Phantom Flag Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- A mysterious flag erases Aubrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Aubrey, Aubrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.