The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Aubrey is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Ref: "Number Aubrey, that's a flag." Aubrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Aubrey, Aubrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.