The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Aubrey. Aubrey does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
74%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Aubrey scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.