The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Ref: "Number Aubrey, that's a flag." Aubrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Aubrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.