The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Aubrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.