The Late Scratch Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Aubrey scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
87%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Aubrey scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.